Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Provo, UT
heading towards the Provo canyon------>

the place where i was attacked by a million overgrown mosquitoes at night...seriously, i thought i was in the middle of a beehive. they just came out of nowhere. i couldnt see them but the sound was sickening, and they were so thick, it was like being in a cloud of humidity. i couldnt move without feeling them everywhere-------->



pillows
i've always been a one pillow kinda guy. ...not that i think anything less of people who sleep with multiple pillows, of course. its just that i prefer to be loyal to just one.
keep it simple.
one pillow.
during my ventures this summer, the whole multiple pillow lifestyle has pretty much been forced upon me. everywhere i go, there they are. all seeking attention. its as if all hotel owners are all multiple pillow people and trying to convert ME to their multiple-pillowism.
at first, there was much resistance. the extras would be thrashed and thrown to the way-side like rag dolls.
but now, i gotta tell ya...
i get it.
i get the whole multiple pillow thing.
i think i even kinda like it.
and apparently all those pillows like me, too!
keep it simple.
one pillow.
during my ventures this summer, the whole multiple pillow lifestyle has pretty much been forced upon me. everywhere i go, there they are. all seeking attention. its as if all hotel owners are all multiple pillow people and trying to convert ME to their multiple-pillowism.
at first, there was much resistance. the extras would be thrashed and thrown to the way-side like rag dolls.
but now, i gotta tell ya...
i get it.
i get the whole multiple pillow thing.
i think i even kinda like it.
and apparently all those pillows like me, too!
the list continues...
Annoyances:
*losing things
*realizing you had something even though you thought it was lost
*finding once-important things that are now of no use
*not finding the important things
*bug splatter
*splatter that streaks when you turn your wipers on
*splatter that doesnt come off with wiper fluid
*cleaning the windshield only to have fresh splatter 2 miles down the road
*debating whether its worth cleaning the windshield
*one way streets
*losing things
*realizing you had something even though you thought it was lost
*finding once-important things that are now of no use
*not finding the important things
*bug splatter
*splatter that streaks when you turn your wipers on
*splatter that doesnt come off with wiper fluid
*cleaning the windshield only to have fresh splatter 2 miles down the road
*debating whether its worth cleaning the windshield
*one way streets










