Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Incredibly Useless Info
i have the darkest tan of my life
...which only means that i have the sweeetest farmer's tan of my life
...and some sick tiger feet - thanks to my sandals
photographed 35 cities in 20 states
driven 5,300 miles since June 13th.
flown 5,700 miles
on my second rental car - the current one squeaks and rattles and drives me to insanity
XM radio is the savior of my sanity - tho it is the cause of the rattle. ...quite the incestuous relationship
i have come to realize that i hate the following:
-ONE WAY STREETS
-second hand smoke indoors
-fast food burgers
-anything fast food
-crumbs
-clouds
-rainy clouds
-wires
-wires of any kind
-squeaks and rattles
things i cannot live without:
-rumble strips on roads
-gas light
-wifi
-18 million electrical outlets
-a little british woman telling me when to turn (i.e. GPS)
more to come eventually
...which only means that i have the sweeetest farmer's tan of my life
...and some sick tiger feet - thanks to my sandals
photographed 35 cities in 20 states
driven 5,300 miles since June 13th.
flown 5,700 miles
on my second rental car - the current one squeaks and rattles and drives me to insanity
XM radio is the savior of my sanity - tho it is the cause of the rattle. ...quite the incestuous relationship
i have come to realize that i hate the following:
-ONE WAY STREETS
-second hand smoke indoors
-fast food burgers
-anything fast food
-crumbs
-clouds
-rainy clouds
-wires
-wires of any kind
-squeaks and rattles
things i cannot live without:
-rumble strips on roads
-gas light
-wifi
-18 million electrical outlets
-a little british woman telling me when to turn (i.e. GPS)
more to come eventually
Thursday, July 3, 2008
auburn, al
I was told "NO MORE PICTURES OF DUCKS!". This is the result of my reaction...

20oz burger (1.25 pounds for the numerically challenged)...

...didn't stand a chance...
(and, yes, the fork and knife were required)

To those who reject his existance....


Toomer's Special Formula Lemonade topped (#1 that is) Esquire's Top 160 Reasons Why it's Great to be an American Man (or something important like that)

20oz burger (1.25 pounds for the numerically challenged)...

...didn't stand a chance...
(and, yes, the fork and knife were required)

To those who reject his existance....


Toomer's Special Formula Lemonade topped (#1 that is) Esquire's Top 160 Reasons Why it's Great to be an American Man (or something important like that)























